Log(pye)

Since I slept super early last night, I actually NATURALLY woke up at 10AM this morning. That’s quite a feat. I don’t think that’s happened for A VERY LONG TIME

Anyway, lingered around doing nothing during the morning and then went out to Bellevue Square to look for a skinny knit tie. I was more than surprised when I found out about two things: (1) either the sales person did not know what a knit tie was, or (2) the only place which HAD knit ties was Nordstrom, and they had all of 4 of them. A blue with white stripes, and black, red, and green solids. Though that would be a nice set to own, it was a horrid collection to choose from due to how limited the selection was.

Then being a super-star (a bored super-star at that), I was smart enough to bring my gym bag, so I went to the gym. Boy was I surprised… (1) the gym was about 1/3 as populated as it had been last week, about the same time, and (2) it was all the fat people that were missing. So I’ve come to the conclusion that the fat people made an effort last week, but since this is week two of the new year, it’s about time they gave up on their new year’s resolutions. I tried really hard while I was slaving away on the elliptical to think of reasons why everyone wasn’t there. First thought that came to mind was football… That couldn’t have been it, the playoff games were playing last weekend, as was this weekend… What might’ve made a difference was whether Seattle was playing… They played on SATURDAY (and lost ), so that wasn’t it… So rather than hurting myself thinking of an excuse why the fat people ditched the gym, I’m going to give up. I’ve concluded that fat people have decided to stay fat.

Anyway, seeing as though a the B&M search for skinny knit ties has failed me, I’ve taken the liberty to shop online. I don’t understand why I even deal with humans anymore. Humans have limited knowledge. At least I can ask a website to search for knit ties and it’ll tell me if there are any or not; but I would actually run the risk of a human asking me WHAT a knit tie was (this was at Brooks Brothers). When sales people start understanding SELECT * FROM DEALS, my faith in B&Ms is forever scarred.

..eyp; No new pictures today